Category: Finance

Monthly restitution payments for stealing millions of dollars are cheaper than most student loan payments.

Since I started @GSElevator to illuminate and satirize Wall Street bro culture in a credible, substantive, and humorous way, I have grown an affinity for and fascination with the explosion…

Office parties are usually a mixed back of unpredictability: tedious, festive, boring, scandalous, embarrassing, or even sometimes fun. Where else can you drink free booze and watch people ruin their…

I thought I’d answer one of the questions I get asked most frequently on social media— how do I get a job on Wall Street? I’ll skip over the obvious…

You’d think it would be different in some Norman Foster designed office building surrounded by educated, respectable people in suits or Patagonia vests. But, it’s not. Office bathrooms too often…

Summer internship season is once again in full swing. And while it may be true that finance is no longer the default destination of our best, brightest, and most ambitious,…

Woodward unknowingly lets Simon & Schuster (see “tag”) take hundreds of thousands of dollars from him. In 2013, I wrote “How To Be Man” for Business Insider, which went relatively…

One of the most frequent questions I get asked is: What books should I read if I want to work on Wall Street? Mention Ayn Rand or Sun Tzu and…

To commemorate the paperback release of the New York Times bestseller, Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals, here’s the chapter that started it all. Without…